Bye Bye Bob

THE FALL OF BOB CASHTANOS 

"Nang dahil sa TSISMIS."

Series of events BEFORE, DURING and AFTER the elections of 2013:  

April 15, 2013 - Episode 1 THE DRILL

Naguusap sina PCCI Vice Chairman Bob CASHtanos at PCCI Director Alice Juico sa loob ng conference room. (si Alice ang mayhawak ng pinakamaraming proxies sa PCCI.  Sa Philippine politics ang impluwensiya niya sa eleksiyons ay pwedeng ikumpara sa Iglesia votes. Kung kanino pumanig si Alice 100% pasok na sa Board ganun kadami ang mga botong  hawak ng mestiza.  Nang nakaraang taon pumasyal si Alice sa London para manood ng Crufts Dog Show "ALL EXPENSES PAID by PCCI" of course.  Kasama ang kaniyang anak.

Bob: Alice, siguraduhin mong hindi makapasok ang mga tulad ni Atty. Leynes uli sa Board.  That troublemaker!  Kung di dahil sa kanya di tayo mabubuking sa nawalang P7 million pesos, buwisit! May apat na asungot dyan na gustong makapasok huwag kang magkamali at botohin ang kalaban.

Alice:  Yes Bob

Bob :   You know the drill collect all the proxies and mail them separately to the PCCI. Kailangan lumabas na ang mga voting members mismo ang bumoto kaya fill up mo na ang mga pangalan ng candidates natin sa balota bago ipadala. 

Alice:  Yes Bob

Bob: (Grinning from ear to ear) You know Alice this is the BEST Board the PCCI ever had.  We can stay here forever. (eyeballing Alice)

Alice:  Yeesssss Bob (Kilig to the bones)

May 10, 2013 - Episode 2  RUMOR HAS IT

PCCI Vice Chairman Bob talking to his rabid loyalist PCCI Staff Shirley Tumamao

Bob:  Shirley, nagawa mo na ba utos ko na itago yung ibang ballota ng mga hindi ko  kakampi?

Shirley: Yes Sir

Bob: Good, itapon mo na yan. Huwag mong ipadala sa mga yun, mapupunta lang yung boto sa grupo ni Bong. (tumutukoy kay Bong Natividad.  Sa mga hindi nakakaalam sa recent developments ng Club, PCCI Board is now divided into two groups those loyal to Bong and those loyal to Bob. A deep wedge had been driven between the two former allies all in the name of POWER & MONEY)

Shirley:  Sir may tsismis  ako sa iyo pero sikreto lang ha.  Nakikita ko si Alice at Bong laging naguusap.  Tingin ko kampi na si Alice kay Bong.

Bob: Ganun ha! Tingnan natin. (naniwala  agad, tanga niya noh?)

May 11, 2013 - Episode 3 THE CONFRONTATION

Alice:  Hello Bob, narinig ko si Dikertor XXX at Direktor XXX and XXX tuwing mag aabroad, sa  business class sila  nakaupo  bakit ako sa economy class lang nilagay ni Shirley? You're so unfair!

Bob:  (snapping back at Alice) PCCI didn't have to send anyone to attend the Crufts dog show in London Alice, the trip was meant as a bonus for you. Besides I know kampi ka na kay Bong.  I don't need you Alice, I'm OK by myself. Go to Bong! Go To Bong! (he shouted in a sudden fit of rage as he recalled what Shirley told him the day before) F_CK U!

May 16, 2013 - Episode 4  GROSS REALITY

By this time the mailed -in ballots had been validated and counted by the comelec at the PCCI office...

Bob:  Sanamagan! (Bob is in total shock) Tang Ina!  Hindi ako binoto nina Alice & Damito (Joe Damito is the #2 Top Proxy holder next to Alice Juico and close confidant of Alice). Wala yung pangalan ko sa ballots ng mga hawak nilang proxies. Tarantado! gago! Punyeta! How dare them! They will regret this! I will make them PAY!!!!!

(Bob starts texting the news to his allies and sending hate texts about Alice & Joe Damito)

May 18, 2013 election day. - Episode 5 LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

Sama-sama ang grupo ni Bong sa isang sulok.  Todo irap si Bob sa kanila. Lumapit si Alice...

Alice:  Hello Bob

Bob: Traitor!

Alice:  Why are you mad at me? You said Go to Bong so that's what I did. You know I always follow your advice.

Bob:  I lied! (nanggigigil na) Can't you tell when I'm only joking? (sabay talikod)

Bob: (holding the microphone) Mr. Chairman, I demand you stop the elections!  Declare a failure of elections today.  We are using the 2008 By-Laws and majority of the candidates are ineligible to run because they are OVERSTAYING!

Legal Counsel:  Mr. CASHtanos, you were the one who proposed we adopt the 2003 By-Laws.  Look, its even in the minutes, you yourself made that motion. (Legal Counsel is waiving a copy of the Minutes of the General Assembly meeting in 2012)

Bob:  I don't care! I changed my mind! Stop the elections!

Legal Counsel:  You can file a case in court if you don't agree! Keep in mind if you invoke the 2008 By-Laws now, you  also become an OVERSTAYING DIRECTOR yourself. 

Bob:  If that's the case,  I OBJECT to the Board using Club's money to pay  the legal fees for the  cases I will file against them because that's really illegal! It was  my idea to hire the most expensive lawyers money can buy because they can twist the law, intimidate the judges, manipulate evidence and use every dirty trick in the book to win at all costs.  This will be very unfair to me now that the shoe is on the other foot.

Legal Counsel:  Your comments are noted sir, Can we  now proceed with the elections....

Bob:  And no more using PCCI funds to pay off the judges. It was also my idea  to bribe them at the Court of Appeals and in the criminal cases how do you think we were able to win? On the merits?  No way! But now you cannot do this anymore because I say it's illegal.

Legal Counsel (rolling up eyes his eyes) : NOTED!

Bob storms out of the room mumbling to himself "I'm not finished with them yet."  As faith would have it Bob CASHtanos is finally out of the PCCI  Board but for how long? "Marami akong ebidensiya," Bob declared. He swore to do his  penance by revealing all the dirty laundry about the PCCI in due time.....

IT'S BEEN OVER 5 LONG YEARS AND DANNY IS STILL SCOT FREE NONE OF THE MISSING P7 MILLION PESOS WAS EVER RECOVERED SO IT'S NOW YOUR TURN TO SING BOB SING

PARE KO WEATHER WEATHER LANG DI BA? 

Episode 6 THREE DAYS AFTER THE ELECTIONS
Sa PCCI conference room nakaupo si Bong Natividad  sa upuan ng Chairman of the Board, nakapatong ang dalawang paa sa lamesa habang naninigarilyo still gloating over the recent turn of events. Pinatawag niya ang staff.

Bong: EXECUTIVE ORDER #1 persona non-grata na si Bob CASHtanos sa opisinang eto.  Hanggang registration area lamang siya.  Kung sino sa inyo ang mahuli kong nagpapasok kay Bob beyond the boundary TANGGAL sa trabaho!  Did I make myself clear?
Staff:  (chorus) YES SIR!
Bong: Tandaan niyo, I AM WATCHING YOU (sabay tinuro ang mga CCTV cameras sa paligid)
Staff: (chorus) YES SIR! (si Shirley and Annabel mga sip-sip ni Bob halatang nanginginig sa takot)
Nang lumabas na ang mga staff, pumasok ang isang bagong PCCI direktor at umupo sa tabi ni Bong.
PCCI Director:  Bong,  kalat ang balitang  may hawak si Bob na madaming ebindensiya laban sa iyo at handa niyang ibulgar.  Mag-ingat ka.
Bong:  Subukan niya!  Ibubuking ko din siya!  Akala ba niya wala akong kopya din ng mga ebidensiya laban sa kaniya?  Magugulat ka sa mga documentong nasa kamay ko.(sabay nagsindi ng panibagong  Marlboro)

The Bible says...Do unto others what you want other to do unto to you.  Are you afraid of the skeletons in your closet?

ABANGAN ANG SEASON 2 CLASH OF THE PCCI TITANS COMING UP SOON!